Location: Work
Date/Time: Aug. 18, 2010 – 10:34AM
Feeling: Jittery
Description: Still sorta lame
If my earlier disappointing – largely incomplete – earlier this morning is to serve as an antecedent, this collection of shitlogs and shitballs certainly serves as the consequent poo. While I had thought about changing my diet to fabricate more impressive dumps, I ultimately decided to just keep with my normal routine. Thankfully, for this experiment, that routine includes a small pot of coffee. Coffee makes you shit. I don’t know why. This will often cause people to label it as a diarrhetic – something that activates the crap factory within. The problem is “diarrhetic” isn’t a word. Closest I can tell, people mean to use the word “diuretic” which is an actual medical term. It’s obvious when you look at it, that the word doesn’t have anything to do with feces, but with urine. A diuretic makes you pee more… or harder… or smellier – I didn’t investigate, but rest assured: it affects your urine.
However we want to label foods and drinks that gets the butthole primed to produce, the coffee did the trick. I don’t have too much more to say about this shit, suffice to say that I feel less like a freak.